“…[T]he shift to Daylight Saving Time (DST) results in a dramatic increase in cyberloafing behavior at the national level.”
DT Wagner et al, J Appl Psychol. 2012 Sep;97(5):1068-76
A quarter of the world’s population will be groggy today. A few people will die traumatically. Students’ test skills will deteriorate. A few more people will die of heart attacks. The stock market may crash.
And yet we still do it.
You cannot save time.
You cannot add an hour of sunshine to your day.
You can, though, manipulate human conceits. If nothing else, Daylight Saving Time is an excellent way to demonstrate to children the folly and the real consequences of humans believing they control more than they control.
Tomorrow my 1st period lambs will trudge through before dawn through blackened banks of snow to get to school. Broad Street in Bloomfield will look like the zombie apocalypse. We’ll tell them to keep their heads up (or at least wipe the drool of their desks before they leave), but we are bucking millions of years of evolution.
Humans need sleep. Adolescents (still considered by most to be humans) need more than the 97 minutes my kids average on Sunday nights.
And why not? What better way to prep for college and career readiness in the global economy than making students take life-altering assessments while comatose? Have kids knock down a few Xanax pills, and chase it with gin and Adderall cocktails to make it really authentic.
“About 1 in every 6 high school seniors in the United States has ever had some exposure to prescription stimulants, either medically or nonmedically.”
Stonehenge photo by Resk, released to PD
Yep, a repeat–I ilke cycles….
